No words.

This past weekend was filled with friends, food, and fun in Atlantic City. I was only there 24 hours but I couldn't not put up a post on how HORRENDOUS some of the outfits were. Let's call them brave choices.

This content has not been rated or approved for children under the age of 13. Why world, why would you wear this?

Thank goodness for the belt, otherwise we might have seen a lot more...

No specific offense here; just please, don't. I get it, you're thin, congrats, really- but there are other ways to show it.

There are no words.

Let's just say I felt extremely pretty and slim in AC. Ladies, please, don't do this to yourselves- you're beautiful! Cover some of it up!!!

Party All Night Long

This weekend I am embarking on a very glamorous trip near the Atlantic Ocean. Just kidding. Let's try this again: this weekend my friends and I are cramming into a car to go to Atlantic City to get sun, gamble, and dance. I've never been to the Vegas of New Jersey but with $75 gambling budget, a bikini, and some of my best gays I'm sure it will be a good time.

Saturday we will inevitably end up wanting to go out and dance. In an effort not to look like Snooki I am going to lay out some of my top picks for a Saturday night out.

Judge me all you want but Target has adorable dresses. Especially if you can get to the store to try them on instead of size guessing online. This little number I'd pair with black strappy heels and maybe even rock the Snooki poof:

Target, Xhilaration Color Blocked Tank Dress, $15

Next choice is a tiny LBD that I just love. The cut out style has done so well this season. I would pair this with neon stilettos and let everyone drool.

Nordstrom, Flounce tbd Peekaboo, $58

Finally a print that can go from day to night. Victoria Secret clothing isn't always my favorite, but I just couldn't resist this feminine yet covered party dress. Since this is a day to evening dress I'd grab a pair of patent leather flat sandals to go with it.

Victoria's Secret, Corset Playdress, $49